Stranger Danger

Strangers can be very frightening but they can also be very entertaining! For example, I take the train to and from the city quite often and the people I see just crack me up! 

Once I saw this older couple (they both had gray hair and looked like they could retire in like ten years)  just making out on the train like it was their job! First of all it's just weird when people are making out on the train but when their old it's even worse! The whole situation was just making me uncomfortable because I could hear them sucking each others faces off so I would look up and they would be groping each other and it was just nastyyy! 

But that was nothing... a different time I was sitting on the train minding my own business when this guy plops down in front of me smelling like two day old Chinese food. Then the whole thirty minute ride home he would not stop farting. His farts smelled even worse then him! My eyes where watering and I was getting a little light headed from the combination of smells. Plus his butt crack was showing so there was no barrier so the smell was just free to roam the train.  AND the worst part was I was on a crowded train with no open spots to go sit somewhere else! Yeah it was probably one of the worst train rides of my life!

Drunk people are always entertaining but especially ones that are strangers! A couple of weekends ago Peace Fest was in Chicago and a bunch of people were doing drugs and getting wasted. I happened to be coming home from the city the same time a lot of people were coming home from Peace Fest. I happened to sit behind a guy who was about to black out from being so drunk. He was sitting next to two men (who didn't know English very well and didn't know him) and he was putting his hands very (and I mean very) close to their crotches and leaning his head on them. It was really funny because the other guys were trying to move away put he just kept touching them. It was so awkward for them but funny for everyone watching. Then his friends were trying to control him when he started yelling at the train conductor and yelling at random people. He was calling people everything from bitches to the c word! He then proceeded to pull a beer from his backpack and offer it beers to minors. Then he stood up and his pants were wet which most of us can infer that he peed his pants. He was really funny to watch because he was making a complete fool out of himself!

All I have to say  is this is America. Let freedom ring!!